- Societal expectations of masculinity
- Societal expectations to provide for women
- No long term reversible male birth control
- Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at
- Unfair treatment in child custody battles
- Alimony
- No support for male victims of domestic abuse
Not men’s issues
- The friend zone
- Women not dating you
- “Fucking femnazis”
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
Something that never fails to make you horny:
Where is one place you would never have sex:
The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
What is the fastest way to make you horny:
Top or bottom?
We were about to ____________ but then ______________
Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?
Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
How big is too big (peniswise):
One sexual thing you would never do:
Biggest turn on:
Three spots that drive you insane:
Worst possible time to get horny:
Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
Worst sexual idea you ever had:
How much fapping is too much fapping:
Best sexual complement you ever got:
Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
What your favorite part of your body:
Favorite foreplay activities:
Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
What do you wear to bed?
When was the first time you masturbated:
Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
Have/would you ever have sex outside?
Have/would you ever had a threesome?
What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
Most attractive celebrity?
Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
Do you have stretch marks?
How do you feel about your stretch marks?
Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
Do you watch porn?
How small is too small?
Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
If you could give yourself head, would you?
Booty or Boobs?
If you had a penis, what would you name it?
Have you ever been on an official date?
Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
this seems fun
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
(Source: dont-blink-korra)
im laghing so hard at this
I cannot agree more
i think ur singing them wrong
Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:
Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.
YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.
Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.
Music shall be your life. Rock out always!
And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.
VERY FUNNY CANNOT NOT REBLOG
OHMYGOD
omg that house
(Source: seeking-out-gallifrey)
thank god i’m pretty
the occasional free drink i never asked for
the occasional admission to a seedy little bar
invitation to a stranger’s car
i’m blessed
with the ability to rend a grown man tongue-tied
which only means that when it’s dark outside
i have to run and hide can’t look behind me
thank god i’m pretty
thank god i’m pretty
every skill i ever have will be in question
every ill that i must suffer merely brought on by myself
though the cops would come for someone else
i’m blessed
i’m truly privileged to look this good without clothes on
which only means that when i sing you’re jerking off
and when i’m gone you won’t remember
thank god i’m pretty
thank you god
oh, lord
thank you god
oh, oh and when a gaggle of faces appears around me
it’s lucky i hate to be taken seriously
i think my ego would fall right through the cracks in the floor
if i couldn’t count on men to slap my ass anymore
i know my destiny’s such, that i’m all stocking and curl
so everybody thinks that i’m a fucking suicide girl
thank you god
for the occasional champagne i never asked for
the occasional admission to a seedy little bar
invitation to a stranger’s car
i’m blessed
with the ability to rend a grown man tongue-tied
which only means that when it’s dark outside
i have to run and hide can’t look behind me
thank god i’m pretty
(Source: meechec)
A - If I’m in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’
G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - How old I am.
K- What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.
Anonymous
5. kissed a boy?
no sir i have not
Miley speaks for us all.
Okay anons, this is your chance.
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. had a job?
8. left the house without my wallet?
9. bullied someone on the internet?
10. sexted?
11. had sex in public?
12. smoked weed?
13. smoked cigarettes?
14. smoked a cigar?
15. drank alcohol?
16. been to a wedding?
17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
19. been late for school?
20. kissed in the rain?
21. showered with someone else?
22. been outside my home country?
23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
24. had lice?
25. gotten my heart broken?
26. had a credit card?
27. been to a professional sports game?
28. broken a bone?
29. been unhappy about my weight?
30. won a trophy?
31. cut myself?
32. been on a diet?
33. rode in a taxi?
34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
35. been to a concert?
36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
37. had braces?
38. wore make up?
39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
41. Snuck out of the house?
42. had oral sex?
43. dyed my hair?
44. met someone famous?
45. been on vacation?
46. been on a boat?
47. been on an airplane?
48. prank called someone?
49. taken a pregnancy test?
50. been suspended from school?
Anonymous
He is immature. Rude.Selfish.Easily angered. almost always frowning. blames others for his problems. Runs from his issues.Cant admit when he is wrong. Sore winner and loser. i could go on. hes just pretty rotten.
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